Wealthy Fred opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, Fred was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
“Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beeeeemer!!!”, he whined.
“You rich people are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!”, retorted the officer. “You’re so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!”
“Oh my goodness…,” replied Fred, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, “Where’s my Rolex?!!!