Eat me first!

The Sea Minky, a kosher cruise liner, is suddenly hit by a hurricane out at sea and is shipwrecked on an island inhabited by cannibals. Only three passengers manage to survive the shipwreck and they just happen to be members of the same shul – Rabbi Levy, Morris the shul’s President and Lazarus the shul’s…

Where’s my Rolex?

Wealthy Fred opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a  car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, Fred was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. “Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beeeeemer!!!”, he whined. “You rich people are so…

Take the poison…

Irving goes to seek counsel from his Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.” “What’s wrong?” Asked the Rabbi Irving replied, “I think my wife is poisoning me.” The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, “How can that be?” Irving pleads, “I’m telling you Rabbi, I’m certain…